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The average elephant weighs between 8-9 thousand pounds and we here at Matenaer On Air Industries And Sock Puppet Refinery make a bold suggestion to you, local business owner: Don’t ever yell at an elephant .

If you live in Europe, have the costume and the talent, you might just win a contest that nobody asked to be a thing, ever.

Today’s TSBAT isn’t just a story to inform you, but to teach you a valuable lesson: If you go hiking off the beaten path, always go with another person and watch out for a huge boulder.

We’re not here to judge or give unsolicited advice, so here is some judgement and unsolicited advice: If you’re driving a truck with a quarter of a billion bees , maybe take those corners slowly to avoid a swarm.